Unproportioned Ulcus

I just had to post this. hilarious yet...hmm..painful.

Day 4 with planet ulcer.

Application of salt.
results: EPIC FAIL

Application of soy sauce.
results: EPIC FAIL

Application of mouthwash.
results: EPIC FAIL

Application of ginseng, lo han ko, watermelon.
results: EPIC FAIL

Application of Bonjela.
results: UNKNOWN

looks at clock; 1.16am
sees bottles full of water.

nah.